The Lack of a Corkscrew
I held a beautiful blue long necked bottle of Riesling , finally. I brought in all the groceries and all the stuff and was going to open the bottle and have a glass. Off came the wrapper revealing the cork. Hmm , I need a corkscrew... I riffled through the silverware drawer, nothing. Went through the misc. kitchen tools drawer: chopsticks, lemon zester , apple corer, turkey lifters, birthday candles...everything else in the world... Onto the Swiss army knives, they have corkscrews, I never understood why you'd need a corkscrew out in the wilderness but... Found two knives, neither had a corkscrew. It's now been twenty minutes. Got a steak knife. No use. Went online: "How to remove a cork without a corkscrew" Watched a video of how to do it with a screw, screwdriver and hammer: couldn't find that stuff either. Finally put the bottle in the fridge and sat down and admitted what was really happening: God was here in my kitchen. He was playing hide and seek with my c...